Have you ever dreamed of earning a full time income while traveling? If so, I have the perfect product for you.
With the purchase of a Bemo Starter Kit, you will be on the road driving around Indonesia, seeing beautiful countryside and meeting friendly locals, all the while earning ca$h. What is a bemo, you might ask? A bemo is a mini-bus in Indonesia used for transportation within a city or across an island. But not just any mini-bus will do. A bemo must be decked out properly to be operational.
With the bemo starter kit, you get the following items:
For the Windshield
- 15 stuffed animals with suction cups to affix to the windshield
- 20 decorative convex mirrors
- Black window tinting for the top 1/3 and bottom 1/3 of the wind screen.
- 55 cans of spray paint in assorted colors to decorate your mini-bus
- Windshield wiper accessories
- 25 Random decals and stickers
- 2 giant antennas
For the Interior
- 8 huge speakers capable of producing 150 decibels of bass
- MP3 player filled with dangdut (see footnote), American pop, Celine Dion and the most offensive 80’s American rap music ever created
- Spray paint for the steering wheel
- Assorted stuffed animals to hang throughout the bus
- More stickers!
For the Roof
- 3 Giant blue tarps
- 100 meters of nylon rope to lash down goats, sacks of rice, baskets of fruit, sofas, chairs, tires, beds, mattresses, children, boxes, crates, and backpacks of foreigners.
And if you act now, we will include 2 cartoons of cigarettes that should last the driver the first hour of the maiden voyage!
But wait, this isn’t all you get. Included in this offer are a case of plastic sick bags for your Indonesian passengers who get ill anytime they are on a bus!
You get all this for the low price of 12,999,999 Rupiah!
But wait again, if you call within the next hour, we will include our Deluxe Overnight Bus package FREE OF CHARGE! The Deluxe overnight bus package includes:
- 44 Charmmy Kitty blankets
- 100 stuffed animals for windshield
- 6 hours of the most obnoxious karaoke videos we could find on the internet!
What are you waiting for? Call 1-800-BEMO-KIT today to place you order!
*Your lout may vary
Footnote: Dangdut Video
So, do I have any takers?